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What do you do if someone from a previous school suddenly texted you and you don’t remember who they are? - Jeremy Hello there Jeremy, Well, don’t you know that they’re someone from your old school? If...

How can I convince my parents to get a dog? - Mia & Rose Buongiorno Mia & Rose, Convincing your parents to get a dog may seem like a challenge, but we assure you that with our help, you’ll...

None of the BLS guys meet my standards but I am kind of getting bored of being single and watching happy couples make me want to puke, like how did everyone pair up? Do I lower my standards because I feel...

The LOML has been in a relationship since my freshman year, and I'm a senior now. How do I move on??? -Anonymous Hi there Anon, Well, this certainly evoked our sympathy, but we have total faith that...

How do I avoid walking around the entire floor before finding my classroom? - Lost Sixie Hi Lost Sixie, Simple, if you want to avoid walking the entire floor, get some Heelys! Not only will you forgo...

How to get better (grades) in subjects like ela and humanities or anything related to those subjects. - Anonymous Howdy Anon, ELA and Humanities aren’t easy, but with our tips, you’ll be crushing...

hi kelsey and maggie, why are we learning latin? - Anonymous   Salvē Anonymous, Good question, we’re wondering the same thing, yet somehow we both are either taking or planning on taking...

Surprise! Kelsey Chen (II) and Maggie Olson (II) are our two new advice columnists for the March Issue, and they are here to help with any monstrous problems that you have! I’ve been talking to...

Hi all, Welcome to the special February edition of the Argo advice column! As you may remember, we answered reader-submitted questions once upon a time (i.e. last year). Fortunately, we were able to...